just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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