Kareoke will never be a sober sport
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
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her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
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Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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