question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
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he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
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It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
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My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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