question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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