We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
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