I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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