Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
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What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
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He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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