I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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