you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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