your thong is hanging out like whoa
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
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Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
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Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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