It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
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this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
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I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
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