even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
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don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
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I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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