i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
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as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
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dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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