yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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