what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
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I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
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woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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