My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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