ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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