White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
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Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
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The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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