I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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