doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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