just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
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I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
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I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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