OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Sober January is a disaster.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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