So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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