Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
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That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
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As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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