Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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