sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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