our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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