Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
Randomize
