How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
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