True but thats because hes a fetus.
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
worst night to have a conscience
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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