at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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