Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
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We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
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you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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