stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
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he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
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I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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