my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
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hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
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while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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