Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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