That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
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For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
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I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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