conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
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You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
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I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Never joke about your clitoris.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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