so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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