Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
vagina is talking i cant
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
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