How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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