Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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