Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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