"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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