Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
operation harelip BJ is a go
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
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Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
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Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
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