idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
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At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
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It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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