what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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