Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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