it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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