She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
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Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
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I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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