Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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