Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
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