you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
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Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
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Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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