Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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