O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
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