You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
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Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
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White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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