i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
It was confusing and full of hummus
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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