FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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