I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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