About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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