At least make sure they are 18
Why
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
